My father was a preacher in Maryland and we had crab feasts - with corn on the cob, but no beer, being Methodist - outside on the church lawn.

This whole Christian theology thing is that god came down to experience life through his son. Well, how's he experiencing life if he doesn't get laid? Give me a break. And why would he not get laid, as he created the apparatus in the first place?

If you call me a new-age, airy-fairy, hippie-dippy airhead I will shove my crystals up your ass.

The world that we all knew before, could wake up in feeling safe, ... now it seems that everything has been turned upside down.

I think you have to know who you are. Get to know the monster that lives in your soul, dive deep into your soul and explore it.

Girls you've gotta know when it's time to turn the page.

I don't feel I'm as good a mum as my mum was.