Confucius does his crossword with a pen.
Parenting is not for everybody. It changes your life. Especially when they're little.
I'm a hard worker. I get my hands dirty.
God sometimes you just don't come through, Do you need a woman to look after you?
So, you can make me come, that doesn't make you Jesus.
I'm not somebody that gets played a lot at parties and weddings. I mean, you know, you mention my name and you get an eye roll, until, of course, you're jumping off a bridge.