The word 'confession,' to me, means needing to be absolved. I'm not asking for forgiveness. I'm not asking people to understand. I'd like to think that I tell stories and sometimes my life weaves through it.

I know I'm an acquired taste - I'm anchovies. And not everybody wants those hairy little things.

Robert Plant asked me to marry him, but I said 'no.' I mean, you just don't want to marry someone you've wanted to do it with since you were thirteen, because, well, if he farts, I would, like, die!

On some of my darkest days, Lucifer's the one who comes and gives me an ice cream.

In life, sometimes everything falls into place, and sometimes everything just falls to pieces. The key is to begin creating with these fallen pieces. By improvising, you'll create something magical that might be the best thing you've ever accomplished

In real life I'm bone dry and when I play I'm a mango and in sex I'm starving to be a dripping mango

Get off the cross, we need the wood.