I've been known to throw watermelons, backstage, at people who are giving me news I don't want to hear. But I never aim for the head.

For the most part, pianos are female to me. Sometimes they're dykes, and they're always good fun.

I want to be an integrated woman.

I call that god the Little G. Because the god that we've been worshipping is not to me the Supreme Creator. Anybody who needs to control and make people feel ashamed. . .It's like, 'I send my only begotten son. . .' Well you know, that concept of sending a son where we as women could, like, breastfeed him and give him milk, but he's not gonna soil his dinky with us? What's that all about?

You really do kind of learn a lot about a person when you watch and listen to the songs that mean something to them.

I've carved out a career for myself really as a writer.

A guitarist or a drummer can get a cold and still play; I get a cold and sound like a wet mitten trying to sing you a love song. Charming.