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Tracey UllmanI've never looked ahead very much in my life. I've never had any grand plan from the outset. I had no burning ambition to do what I do
Tracey UllmanI used to dress up and impersonate our next-door neighbor, Miss Cox. She wore rubber boots, a wool hat, and her nose always dripped.
Tracey UllmanThere are different types of love, and my love for my child is like me and my mum. We've gone through a lot of rocky patches, but we never stop loving.
Tracey UllmanWhy does everyone think the future is space helmets, silver foil, and talking like computers, like a bad episode of Star Trek?
Tracey UllmanThe show I did in England catered to a broad range of people. I like that. I don't want nouveau cult status, though I know we've got that sort of audience in the states.
Tracey UllmanIt's like a woman's birthright to knit. It's primal. It's timeless. You don't need electricity to knit. You can do it with a candle, girls!
Tracey UllmanI've always had to create my own markets and I've always been at a juncture in my career.
Tracey UllmanYou become so encapsulated in this world of being a star. People listen to what you say, you have this voice, it becomes unreal and you become far removed from the people you came from.
Tracey UllmanI hope I never get so hard up I have to do advertisements. I've gotten ridiculous offers.
Tracey UllmanI don't get very involved in the L.A. scene. When you do get invited out, you are expected to be on all the time. It's just wearying.
Tracey UllmanWork is important to me. I want to do things for principle, not just for the sake of doing them.
Tracey UllmanI don't see myself as a stand-up comic doing cynical, mean-spirited or disrespectful stuff. I'm very aware that I don't like to disrespect people too much.
Tracey UllmanI just love to impersonate people, and I impersonate people because I find them fascinating.
Tracey UllmanGreat pressure is put on kids who don't have dads to get out and make money, and make life easier for everybody. It was always, 'Hurry up, grow up, make money, there's no man to do it for us.'
Tracey UllmanI never worked with a dialogue coach before, but I'd hate it if an American did a British accent and didn't do it well. It would be insulting.
Tracey UllmanMy mum would like to see me on the cover of 'Good Housekeeping' demonstrating children's toys with some nice lipstick on.
Tracey UllmanAs you get older, you realize it's work. It's that fine line between love and companionship. But passionate love? I'd love to know how to make that last.
Tracey UllmanI worked with Paul McCartney for a while and saw what it does to you to be treated like a god for twenty years.
Tracey UllmanI love John Waters. There's stuff in it that's beyond the boundaries of my taste, but his movies have always been like that.
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