I'm a member of a country club, country music is what I love.
A woman warm and willing is what I'm looking for, cause the whiskey ain't working anymore.
I've been writing on my own. It's like Roger Miller used to say, every now and then, like a dog having puppies, you have to crawl under the house and do it yourself.
Here's a quarter, call someone who cares.
The biggest cause of divorce is marriage.
If you're gonna sing, sing loud.