The Grammys make me hate music, and certainly everyone in the ass-licking music industry.

My doctor says, 'You've got one of the hardest ones to treat because it's not bipolar, it's not up and down, you're always just about a quart low in the mood department.

One step closer to the end of the world. The one-two combo of corporate greed and organised religion apparently proved to be too much for reason, sanity and compassion.

God is dead, and no one cares! If there is a hell I'll see you there!

The dynamic of a relationship changes when one person gets sober.

An integral part of any relationship is knowing that you could be killed in your sleep at any time.

I didn't want to be in a Pepsi commercial with R2-D2 sitting on my shoulder.