I didn't want to be in a Pepsi commercial with R2-D2 sitting on my shoulder.

The dynamic of a relationship changes when one person gets sober.

I'll be there for you, as long as it works for me. I play a game, its called insincerity.

My doctor says, 'You've got one of the hardest ones to treat because it's not bipolar, it's not up and down, you're always just about a quart low in the mood department.

I become irritated when I am being written off as aloof or stand-offish when I'm shy and don't know what to say.

God is dead, and no one cares! If there is a hell I'll see you there!

People are always saying, 'You're really nice, I thought you were going to be a complete asshole.' I'm getting pretty fed up with it. I just want to say to them, 'Well I could always piss on your head.'