Comedy is crowded. There are hundreds of comedians in every place in the world.

Language and accents govern so much of how people think about other people.

We all do that as human beings, you know? It's what my mom would call shopping on an empty stomach. You're going to buy food that you shouldn't because, at the time, you are reacting to your hunger.

In an American context, let's say gay rights or marriage policy - that's a progressive thing. I understand that in an American context.

I knew of like - I remember, for most of my life, I grew up, and "Knight Rider" was, you know - David Hasselhoff was a Dutch character in my world.

I'm always fascinated when people say, "We found rude conversations people had via e-mail." Why are you e-mailing this stuff? It has your signature on it! It has a time stamp!

Here's one redeeming quality about Donald Trump. He's an equal opportunity offender.