The president already has a Nobel Prize for peace. I think he's shooting for one in fiction.

My daughter took Latin for three years; she still cant speak it.

You may be less likely to pick on someone if you dont know whats in their briefcase or purse.

What do we do with a president who can basically change what Congress passed by attaching a letter saying I don't agree with this part or that part?

There's no way we can get to the bottom of Benghazi without David Petraeus.

Your memo is trumping a Congressional statute. You don't have the discretion on whether to follow the law or not.

There's a reason that students don't grade their own papers. There's a reason defendants don't sentence themselves. And there's the reason the State Department doesn't get to investigate itself, determine whether or not it made errors in Benghazi. That is Congress's job.