The good thing about masturbation is that you don't have to get dressed up for it.
It should take you about four seconds to walk from here to the door. I'll give you two.
Mick Jagger moves like a parody between a majorette girl and Fred Astaire.
You don't run out on people; you run out on yourself.
And since gin to artifice bears the same relation as tears to mascara, her attractions at once dissembled.
Aprils have never meant much to me, autumns seem that season of beginning, spring.