The most dangerous thing in the world is to make a friend of an Englishman, because he'll come sleep in your closet rather than spend 10 shillings on a hotel.

Some prisons don't allow guitar because the strings can be detached and used as weapons.

Randolph," he said, "were you ever as young as me?" And Randolph said: "I was never so old.

Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town.

Aprils have never meant much to me, autumns seem that season of beginning, spring.

I'm not a philosopher.

We all, sometimes, leave each other there under the skies, and we never understand why.