The most dangerous thing in the world is to make a friend of an Englishman, because he'll come sleep in your closet rather than spend 10 shillings on a hotel.

I guess if you're that thin and that small you don't need to take up too much space or breathe that much air. You just keep on going.

I told you: you can make yourself love anybody.

I think my greatest talent really is for friendship.

Really being friends is the most important part, I think, of any relationship.

It's a scientific fact that if you stay in California you lose one point of your IQ every year.

Talent, and genius as well, is like a grain of pearl sand shifting about in the creative mind. A valued tormentor.