Many universities have asked me to come for a semester but I don't want to do it because I don't have the patience.

Writing in the first person automatically gives you a point of view.

I would have liked to have known Oscar Wilde because I think he must have been very amusing and entertaining.

The wind is us-- it gathers and remembers all our voices, then sends them talking and telling through the leaves and the fields.

The average personality re-shapes frequently, every few years even our bodies undergo a complete overhaul-desirable or not, it is a natural thing that we should change.

The good thing about masturbation is that you don't have to get dressed up for it.

I’ve tried that. I’ve tried aspirin, too. Rusty thinks I should smoke marijuana, and I did for a while, but it only makes me giggle. What I’ve found does the most good is just to get into a taxi and go to Tiffany’s. It calms me down right away, the quietness and the proud look of it; nothing very bad could happen to you there, not with those kind men in their nice suits, and that lovely smell of silver and alligator wallets. If I could find a real-life place that made me feel like Tiffany’s, then I’d buy some furniture and give the cat a name.