I am a completely horizontal author. I can't think unless I'm lying down, either in bed or stretched on a couch.

Mick Jagger is about as sexy as a pissing toad.

He loved her, he loved her, and until he'd loved her she had never minded being alone.

Most people who become suddenly famous overnight will find that they lose practically eighty percent of their friends. Your old friends just can't stand it for some reason.

Rusty thinks I should smoke marijuana, and I did for a while, but it only makes me giggle.

Jay Sebring cut my hair a couple of times.

One day, I started writing, not knowing that I had chained myself for life to a noble but merciless master. When God hands you a gift, he also hands you a whip; and the whip is intended solely for self-flagellation... I'm here alone in my dark madness, all by myself with my deck of cards - and, of course, the whip God gave me.