I haven't anything against whores, except this: some of them may have an honest tongue but they all have dishonest hearts.
I'm one of the world's greatest pencil sharpeners.
Talent is a valued tormentor.
Those fellows, they're always crying over killers. Never a thought for the victims.
It's a scientific fact that if you stay in California you lose one point of your IQ every year.
I don't care what anybody says about me as long as it isn't true.