I believe more in the scissors than I do in the pencil.
It's worth your life to order an omelette in most restaurants. You never know what you're going to get.
There’s got to be something wrong with us. To do what we did.
Most people who become suddenly famous overnight will find that they lose practically eighty percent of their friends. Your old friends just can't stand it for some reason.
The good thing about masturbation is that you don't have to get dressed up for it.
Work is the only device I know of.