Randolph," he said, "were you ever as young as me?" And Randolph said: "I was never so old.

Life is difficult enough without Meryl Streep movies.

The enemy was anyone who was someone he wanted to be or who had anything he wanted to have.

You don't run out on people; you run out on yourself.

It's a scientific fact that if you stay in California you lose one point of your IQ every year.

There is such an animal as a nonstylist, only they're not writers - they're typists.

All artists are two-headed calves.