I think my greatest talent really is for friendship.

Talent, and genius as well, is like a grain of pearl sand shifting about in the creative mind. A valued tormentor.

There’s got to be something wrong with us. To do what we did.

Mick Jagger is about as sexy as a pissing toad.

She sounds the way bananas taste.

You don't understand. You've never hated anybody. No, I never have. We're allotted just so much time on earth, and I wouldn't want the Lord to see me wasting mine in any such manner.

I've never worked for a newspaper. I've had some very bad reviews in newspapers.