The better the actor, the more stupid he is.

I'm one of the world's greatest pencil sharpeners.

I'm very scared, Buster. Yes, at last. Because it could go on forever. Not knowing what's yours until you've thrown it away.

I don't use a typewriter, I write longhand, with a pencil. Essentially I'm a horizontal writer. I think better when I'm lying down.

I don't think I've ever drunk champagne before breakfast before. With breakfast on several occasions, but never before before.

You're wonderful. Unique. I love you.

Of course, at their best, movies are anti-literature and, as a medium, belong not to writers, not to actors, but to directors.