I like to talk on TV about those things that aren't worth writing about.

Actually, I think friendship and love are exactly the same thing.

One day, I started writing, not knowing that I had chained myself for life to a noble but merciless master. When God hands you a gift, he also hands you a whip; and the whip is intended solely for self-flagellation... I'm here alone in my dark madness, all by myself with my deck of cards - and, of course, the whip God gave me.

Of course, at their best, movies are anti-literature and, as a medium, belong not to writers, not to actors, but to directors.

Rusty thinks I should smoke marijuana, and I did for a while, but it only makes me giggle.

you got to want it to be good, and I don't want it.

Have you never heard what the wise men say: all of the future exists in the past.