The only obligation any artist can have is to himself. His work means nothing, otherwise. It has no meaning.

I'm one of the world's greatest pencil sharpeners.

I just live one day at a time. That's my new theory in life.

I think the only person a writer has an obligation to is himself. If what I write doesn't fulfill something in me, if I don't honestly feel it's the best I can do, then I'm miserable.

She had only one flaw. She was perfect, otherwise whe was perfect.

Everybody has to feel superior to somebody," she said. "But it's customary to present a little proof before you take the privilege.

Leave it to me: I'm always top banana in the shock department.