Misa: Hey, Light. Wanna come sleep with me tonight? Light: Wh-what are you talking about…? Misa: Ha ha ha! Just kidding! You're saving me for after we catch Kira, right? You don't have to be shy about it! L: Yes, Light. There's no need to be shy. Light: I'm not being shy! L: No need to be so serious either

If you can't solve the puzzle, you're nothing but a loser. (Near)

The other raised his club and attacked L, who inexpliciably fell over on his back like an overturned frog.

If you keep my secret, this strawberry is yours.

You are just a murdered. (Near) (btw this was an epic win on near's part when light spazzed out and went crazy)

I'm gonna take a patato chip! AND eat it!

L shot Maki a disappointed look. But soon he forgot everything when Misa Amane appeared onstage. Enraptured he began to cheer with the girls in black lace and frilly skirts.