Misa: Hey, Light. Wanna come sleep with me tonight? Light: Wh-what are you talking about…? Misa: Ha ha ha! Just kidding! You're saving me for after we catch Kira, right? You don't have to be shy about it! L: Yes, Light. There's no need to be shy. Light: I'm not being shy! L: No need to be so serious either

You are just a murdered. (Near) (btw this was an epic win on near's part when light spazzed out and went crazy)

You can call me whatever you like. Last chance for cake!

You can call me what you like, but I will be taking your cake. -L (from Death Note)

I could fall for you, you know? (L)

The other raised his club and attacked L, who inexpliciably fell over on his back like an overturned frog.

... Besides it's better to have Miyoshi around. You and me have a been together since Jr. High. Without her around people might think we're gay.