I'm a foot soldier in the war on Christmas. And the war on puppies and sunshine.

To call me a partisan hack is ludicrous. [...] I am the least partisan person I know.

I definitely don't want to make Nicholas Kristof defend your employer, no one should have to do that but a sincere question.

Dogs are intelligent beings; they are not human beings. The life of a dog - there's no equivalency with the life of a person, and if you are putting a dog in the line of danger to save human life, and they can do the job reasonably well, I mean, seriously, what about dignity and self-respect? I feel like going out to dinner, I think I will have my cocker spaniel host the show tonight.

I have no way of knowing how people really feel, but the vast majority of those I meet couldn't be nicer. Every once in a while someone barks at me. My New Year's resolution is not to bark back.

To be a feminist, you could cut your hair really short. You have to be really angry about something.

I want to act in America's interest and stop making shallow, sweeping claims about countries we don't fully understand and hope everything will be fine in the end. I saw that happen and it didn't work.