Every single comedian in Canada is now living in the United States.

Christianity isn't dead. It still has the capacity to scare people. It still gives people the creeps, which means there is still some power behind the religion, as sort of watered down as it can be.

If you look at my columns I precisely said we have to avoid that. That it's important not to stereotype [Donald] Trump voters.

All of a sudden, people are going to decide they want to go micro, everything's smaller.

I believe my friends and neighbors there are misguided. I think they are not going to get what they hoped for. But they feel betrayed by the Democratic and Republican establishment.

I was up late last night yapping about the elections on CNN and up early this morning doing the same thing in my daughter's kindergarten class.

Canada thinks we're married; we don't know it exists. Every time we tell Canada to knock it off, it just feeds the fire.