Every single comedian in Canada is now living in the United States.

Europeans take their soccer pretty seriously. So, when this Turkish TV host had the nerve to criticize the local team, the fans decided to do something about it, something like storm the TV studio during a live show.

I want to act in America's interest and stop making shallow, sweeping claims about countries we don't fully understand and hope everything will be fine in the end. I saw that happen and it didn't work.

Bush's America. I wish we had more time. I didn't even vote for him the second time, and I feel like I got to defend him.

Canada thinks we're married; we don't know it exists. Every time we tell Canada to knock it off, it just feeds the fire.

Television and the way we watch is going to change dramatically in the next year.

All of a sudden, people are going to decide they want to go micro, everything's smaller.