I love flat shoes, more so than heels. One of my obsessions is men's co-respondent lace-ups.

I've never really had a waist. Even when I was at my slimmest, my silhouette was very straight up, straight down. But I have learnt how to give myself a bit of waist by optical illusion. For this, bring on the belts.

I've always loved life, and I've never known what's ahead. I love not knowing what might be round the corner. I love serendipity.

I like to get on with people. I don't go around being nasty, but if someone crosses me, I can be horrible back.

Life is about making choices: you can either spend three quid on a glossy magazine or you can spend it clearing three square metres of minefield and help give people their lives back. As simple as that.

I was very, very underdeveloped for my age, I hated what I looked like, so I thought everyone had gone stark raving mad.

Confusion is the best form of communication. It's left to be unexplained.