I'm coming down on the next pitch, Krauthead.
I had to fight all my life to survive. They were all against me, but I beat the bastards and left them in the ditch.
When I began playing the game, baseball was about as gentlemanly as a kick in the crotch.
I regret to this day that I never went to college. I feel I should have been a doctor.
No man has ever been a perfect ballplayer. Stan Musial, however, is the closest to being perfect in the game today.
I have observed that baseball is not unlike war, and when you get right down to it, we batters are the heavy artillery.