When I played ball, I didn't play for fun.
Every great batter works on the theory that the pitcher is more afraid of him than he is of the pitcher.
The most important part of a player's body is above his shoulders.
When I began playing the game, baseball was about as gentlemanly as a kick in the crotch.
I had to fight all my life to survive. They were all against me, but I beat the bastards and left them in the ditch.
I'm coming down on the next pitch, Krauthead.