It's a clear day Sonny, L A N D.

Hollywood is finally waking up to the fact that people who go to church also go to the movies. I'm not sure what took them so long to see that or how long they'll keep it up.

A miniskirt shows just enough to cause some mystery. What these young women lack is mystery so the old women have to have it.

I never thought of myself as a mogul, but it's really great to be in that position.

Seeing people laugh definitely inspires me, and so does seeing people get life lessons about living better.

I know that there are a lot of people out there with stories far worse than mine but you, too, can make it. To those of you who have, welcome to life. I celebrate you.

You put some Vaseline under your eyes at night and under your chin, and you put a little bit on your chest and you'll avoid stretch marks and I'll get you some Vaseline, you can change your oil and fry chicken with it, too, but you best make sure you have something.