I don't smoke at all. I think that cigarettes are actually retarded. I don't understand why people do that to themselves.

I'm a really, really, smart, multi-talented almost-genius, who's very annoying.

I slipped myself some pink Xannies/And danced around the house in all-over print panties.

I don't smoke at all. I think that cigarettes are actually retarded. I don't understand why people do that to themselves.

Yo I'm seventeen, already sniffin blow. I tell my friends its asthmary time I itch my throat, I got a new show for MTV, Pimp My Boat.

I sold my soul to the devil. Lucifer will have my soul.

The devil doesn't wear prada; I'm clearly in a -- white tee.