Yo I'm seventeen, already sniffin blow. I tell my friends its asthmary time I itch my throat, I got a new show for MTV, Pimp My Boat.

Golf Media is basically my brain in one place. It does just about everything except cure asthma. If you find an app that cures asthma, definitely let me know.

I slipped myself some pink Xannies/And danced around the house in all-over print panties.

I don't smoke at all. I think that cigarettes are actually retarded. I don't understand why people do that to themselves.

I'm a really, really, smart, multi-talented almost-genius, who's very annoying.

The devil doesn't wear prada; I'm clearly in a -- white tee.

Listen deeper than the music before you put it in the box.