Everyone's life is a train wreck. Your life happens to be a high-class train wreck.
I don't have a waist: I'm a breadbox on top of legs.
If you accept limitations then, yeah, you'll be limited. If you don't accept limitations then the horizon is pretty vast.
I'm sorry I didn't wear paint this morning. I tend not to wear it unless I'm getting highly paid.
Sweat makes good friendship cement.
I'm not glamorous, I don't have a look, I don't know anything about opera, I have no Italian, and I'm too old.