I had to go to a mirror and look at it. I couldn't picture myself in my own head. I had no image beyond a stick figure. I wasn't a mean person as a kid, or dumb, and something has to be said to justify excluding you.

I wanted to seem completely invisible but whenever you're saying someone else's words and relaying the story of someone else's life, it's not you.

It is technically a failure when you don't try.

It is better to have a relationship with someone who cheats on you than with someone who does not flush the toilet.

My washing machine overwhelms me with its options and its sophistication.

One feels so despairing on some levels about what's going on in our culture, in regards to things like gender inequality. But there is progress. There is enhanced empathy and respect for others, we are fighting the tide, even though it seems like a tug of war sometimes.

Thats when you know youve found somebody special. When you can just shut the f**k up for a minute and comfortably enjoy the silence.