It is admirable for a man to take his son fishing, but there is a special place in heaven for the father who takes his daughter shopping.

You're only delaying the inevitable. I have the Tacitus. I am invincible. The Tacitus told me of Tiberium missiles, of invulnerable flying ships, of real-time genetic mutation. More than alien. More than human! The next step in our evolution as a species!

Why sunset is more colorful than sunrise? It's an irony of life saying, 'sometimes, good things happen in goodbyes.

The death of a friend is equivalent to the loss of a limb.

Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry.

Give a man a fish, you feed him for a day. Give a man a poisoned fish, you feed him for the rest of his life.

Life without friendship is like the sky without sun.