Never waste any amount of time doing anything important when there is a sunset outside that you should be sitting under! - C. JoyBell C.
When Fascism comes to America, it will be called anti-Fascism!
How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming? He looks at his calen-deer!
Even after all this time, the sun never says to the earth, 'you owe me.' Look what happens with a love like that! It lights up the whole sky.
Why do they call it proctology? Is it because analogy was already taken?
Best friends are like diamonds, precious and rare. False friends are like leaves, found everywhere.