When you lie down with dogs, you get up with fleas.

A circle is round it has no end, that's how long I want to be your friend!

But I must explain to you how all this mistaken idea of denouncing pleasure and praising pain was born and I will give you a complete account of the system, and expound the actual teachings of the great explorer of the truth, the master-builder of human happiness. No one rejects, dislikes, or avoids pleasure itself, because it is pleasure, but because those who do not know how to pursue pleasure rationally encounter consequences that are extremely painful.

A good friend will help you move. But best friend will help you move a dead body.

Fake friends are like autumn leaves, they're scattered everywhere.

A friend is someone who understand your past, believes in your future, and accepts you today just the way you are.

Why did the reindeer wear black boots? Because his brown ones were all muddy!