The Christmas tree is a symbol of love, not money. There's a kind of glory to them when they're all lit up that exceeds anything all the money in the world could buy.

I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.

Because only in America, people trample others for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have.

I think that it would be more true to life, true to the Bible. I wouldn't have a problem with a black man playing Jesus. Being born in that part of the world, he would be more close to being black than white anyway. Although what he did transcended all races.

It is hard to deal with someone who smiles and pretends to like you to your face and sticks that eight inch blade in your back when you turn around.

Did you ever build a castle in the Air? Here is one, brought down to earth and fixed for the wonder of ages.

There are three people in yourself - who people think you are, who you think you are, and who you really are.