Friends are the most important ingredient in this recipe of life.

The chances are you've never seen the other side of me. You've seen the event side of me when I'm on stage. But there is another side of me. If you evoke that side, you won't like it. It's a nasty side. You don't want to see that side. You're not missing anything by not seeing it.

That awkward moment when people act like they know your best friend better than you do.

Shopping is better than sex. At least if you're not satisfied, you can exchange it for something you really like.

Good friends don't let you do stupid things.

If you must be without one, be without the strategy.

She soon learned, though, that giving weight to other people's opinions was creative nihilism; it was like being banished from the Land of No Words and exiled to the Land of All Bullshit.