Every child needs a champion.
A best friend is someone who makes you laugh even when you think you'll never smile again.
Democracy is not freedom. Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to eat for lunch.
You don't need a reason to help people.
Never attempt to win by force what can be won by deception.
'Tis sweet to kiss a girl on Spring's first day, but only half so sweet as 'tis to kiss a girl on her bootyhole.