We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up. after I finish laughing.
Religion was invented when the first con man met the first fool.
Man, I hate waking up with a dead hooker.
My father gave me my dreams. Thanks to him, I could see a future.
The Christmas tree is a symbol of love, not money. There's a kind of glory to them when they're all lit up that exceeds anything all the money in the world could buy.
True friendship comes when the silence between two people is comfortable