Better to have an enemy who slaps you in the face than a friend who stabs you in the back.
Make the lie big, make it simple, keep saying it, and eventually they will believe it.
Friends are the flowers in the garden of life.
A best friend is someone who makes you laugh even when you think you'll never smile again.
A friend is someone who understand your past, believes in your future, and accepts you today just the way you are.
Good friends will share the umbrella. Best friends Will steal it and yell: RUN LOSER RUN!