Do not spit into the well, you'll get drunk

Women should not be enlightened or educated in any way. They should, in fact, be segregated as they are the cause of hideous and involuntary erections in holy men.

I want to be like a sunflower; so that even on the darkest days I will stand tall and find the sunlight.

Neither fish, flesh nor good red herring.

Every time you wake up and ask yourself, What good things am I going to do today?, remember that when the sun goes down at sunset, it will take a part of your life with it.

Teamwork is the ability to work as a group toward a common vision, even if that vision becomes extremely blurry.

The truth is the greatest enemy of the State.