If you look at Christmas movies, there are certain things in them that lend themselves to a 'Harold & Kumar' movie. In particular, the more out-of-this-world things like Santa Claus and flying reindeer.

Religion was invented when the first con man met the first fool.

America without her Soldiers would be like God without His angels.

We were in Chagrin Falls, Ohio. It's a nice town, but it's aggressively quaint. They've got a popcorn shop above a waterfall and parades that come through town. It's all-American.

Destroy the family, you destroy the country.

A sweet friendship refreshes the soul.

A true friend is someone you can trust with all your secrets.