Now therefore, be it Resolved by the Fiftieth Annual Convention of the Veterans of Foreign Wars of the United States, That we hereby declare that we are unalterably opposed to any program which would entail the surrender of any part of the sovereignty of the United States of America in favor of a world government.

Marriage is the sunset of love.

A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down.

I do not believe in people owning guns. Guns should be owned only by the police and military. I am going to do everything I can to disarm this state.

I don't know what's tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

True friends don't say good-bye, they just take extended leaves of absences from each other.

Every snowflake is unique, yet they are each perfect.