Never attempt to win by force what can be won by deception.

If our government servants had to comply with the Sarbanes-Oxley Act as they have forced all of American business to do, they would be in jail.

I would have been able to free a thousand more slaves if I could only have convinced them that they were slaves.

Why does Scrooge love Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer? Because every buck is dear to him.

Friendship is never forgettable in your whole life. It is always sweet like chocolate but never bitter like Neem.

When it hurts to look back, and you're afraid to look ahead, you can look beside you and your best friend will be there.

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't after you.