Forgiveness is divine, but never pay pull price for late pizza.

Good friends will share the umbrella. Best friends Will steal it and yell: RUN LOSER RUN!

Yes, it's rather funny, really, that next to no-one realized the snake that Harry set free in Philosopher's Stone turned out to be Voldemort's final Horcrux, Nagini.

When life gets blurry, adjust your focus.

We were in Chagrin Falls, Ohio. It's a nice town, but it's aggressively quaint. They've got a popcorn shop above a waterfall and parades that come through town. It's all-American.

Domestic violence refers to acts of violence (physical, sexual, emotional and psychological) that occur between people who have, or have had, an intimate relationship. It tends to involve an ongoing pattern of behaviour aimed at controlling a partner through fear.

Make the lie big, make it simple, keep saying it, and eventually they will believe it.