Shared joy is a double joy; shared sorrow is half a sorrow.
The best gifts in life will never be found under a Christmas tree, those gifts are friends, family, children and the one you love.
Good friends don't let you do stupid things.
The Wheels of Justice turn slowly but exceedingly fine.
Why do they call it proctology? Is it because analogy was already taken?
Remember, the greatest gift is not found in a store nor under a tree, but in the hearts of true friends.