Marriage is like war - an experience that no adventurous man would evade, and no sensible man repeat.

The only problem is whether one adds life to one's years or years to one's life.

Marriage is like war - an experience that no adventurous man would evade, and no sensible man repeat.

An ex-wife is a woman with a crick in the neck from looking back over her shoulder at her matrimony.

Being civilized means that one keeps one's words unrelated to one's thoughts, when necessary.

Coolidge is the best living demonstration that, if you keep silent long enough, something fortunate may happen to you.