It was very serious and I wanted to do something really different so there was this comedy called TOP SECRET.

My only "business plan" was to get lucky.

I liked being Doc Holliday. It's fun to be insightful and aristocratic, to stand up for your friend and make sacrifices for him. It was fun to be arrogant like he was and have the goods to back it up. He was a very noble character. Although, let's not forget, he did kill a lot of people.

If you think that by threatening me you can get me to do what you want... well, that's where you're right. But - and I am only saying this because I care - there's a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market that are just as tasty as the real thing.

I went to public school in L.A., so I felt like I'd been in a coma for three years. I woke up, and moved to New York.

There was no one around called 'Val' when I was young, so I wanted to be John or Bill. Now I like it.

I'm fairly sure I didn't show enough gratitude to my employers, and I'm sorry for that.