Warner Bros offered me the next Batman, and the only reason that I didn't do it was because of The Saint.

There's nothing good about divorce.

I learned a long time ago that place matters to me, on many levels, and maybe more than it should, but it is generally counter-productive for me to resist it.

Most films made about the future acquiesce toward death, and I don't want to be told how to define my future.

I don't think of my life as a cliche, but I'm a cliche eccentric. Complete with a strange name - I mean, who's named Val? How many Vals do you know? I mean, really?

My only "business plan" was to get lucky.

If you look up the definition of news in the dictionary, it isn't what you watch on TV.