If you think that by threatening me you can get me to do what you want... well, that's where you're right. But - and I am only saying this because I care - there's a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market that are just as tasty as the real thing.

It sounds corny to say, but the theater is sacred; something transcendent can occur, and when it does, everyone grows. It's a true communion.

I can safely say that no one who has ever won an Oscar didn't want to win an Oscar.

I have never taken my career seriously. My only ambition was to grow as an actor.

If you're in a hit movie, it's good to be in another hit movie straight away.

YouTube is a new experience for me-someone threw a laptop in front of me and showed me Nic Cage going mad, which has got to be the funniest thing on YouTube. He's so courageous.

Mark Twain is as big as America. He really is.