Well I sure had been looking for a comedy for years without any success.

The first play I saw was a Samuel Beckett play which was great.

I've found that Hollywood's a really honest business. They don't pull any punches. They tell you exactly what you want-I want the fake breasts and the flat car and the big pool. You know, they're real up-front about it.

Warren Beatty once told me that if someone's really stuck on you, find them their next boyfriend. But I could never do that.

I was looking for projects, as you always are, and I read this scene . . . and I'm in the Hollywood Hills. So I thought, 'This is interesting.' You have this setup that seems to be based in some reality and you can only wonder where Black's going to go with this.

I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates when he said...I drank what?

News is something that happens that matters to you, which is not most of what we watch on television.