He frowned as he struggled to remember. It was like watching an elephant crochet.
It's not magic that takes us to another world - it's storytelling.
When all else fails, go for the ego.
Not even a hand-stitched suit could hide a body gone ruinously to seed. I was tempted to offer some fashion advice, but I didn't think he'd welcome the news that this year, bellies are being worn inside the trousers.
No woman is a heroine to her dentist.
Time for the likeliest story since Mary told Joseph it was God’s.